Kickin' It Old Skool

No matter how advanced this world is becoming, I loove keeping it old skool. Old skool means meaningful, sentimental. Old skool means appreciating the way things were originally done, and therefore not taking things for granted. Old skool means simple people with simple needs, which equates to a healthier environment not destroyed by our compulsive and disgusting greed for more, more, more! yuck. mum's a perfect example of compulsive and disgusting greed. her hobbies include:

1. Sifting through junkmail and listing down bargains at the local store
2. Driving out to the store, buy all the the things on the list, in every colour please
3. Go home, assess the purchases, call up some people and tell them, then either
4. Go back to the store and return it because the status quo do not approve or
5. Go back to the store to buy papa, anio, ate, tata and everyone else one too

Mum gets me to do her dirty 'return/exhange' work sometimes. At times i accept, other times i reject. She gets me to do her dirty work when she's too embarassed to go back, because she's already been there twice. My mum is everything I do not want to be when I grow old and saggy. Today I had jwow work. 10 hour shift. My eye make up, in particular my eye shadow stayed on for 12 hours. The free eye shadow i got from the Sunshine chemist because my mum discussed superstitious techniques on successful baby making with the Pharmacist. The lovely Israli girl at Da Vinci Mineral Makeup at Watergardens showed me how to apply two colours of eye shadow and make them fade into each other. I'm getting better at it. Today my eye lids were dark and light pink. It was so pretty I might even do it tomorrow. Working with Nai Zi, Helen and Joel today. what a good team we make. they made a make-shift bed on one of the shelves in the storage room - complete with pillow and phone reception. Apparently its comfy. I didnt get any dickheads today. Except for one... I dream of lunging at his neck with my fingernails over the counter til his arteries puncture and squirt. Except that's a fantasy..

and it won't come true. We've never even spoke and your man still love you

sorry, LL Cool J break out. LL Cool J feat. Boyz II Men - Hey Lover I asked Nai Zi to help me list movies that are life changing and sentimental, movies that may affect your outlook on daily life. My shit:

• Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
• Dead Poet's Society
• Monster
• Little Miss Sunshine
• Basketball Diaries
• Fight Club
• Amelie
• Billion Dollar Baby
• The Diving Bell and Butterfly
• Snatch
• Catch Me If You Can
• 300
• Kingdom Of Heaven
• Lord of the Rings
• Kill Bill
• Pulp Fiction
• Requiem for a Dream
• Rise of the Foot Soldier
• Shawshank Redemption
• Curse of the Golden Flower
• Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Lynh and Alyssa turned up at my work today demanding I make them new and yummy drinks. I mixed up the following combinations:

1. Sloe Gin + Lime + Lemonade (favourite)
2. Apricot Brandy + Butterscotch Schnapps + Apple Juice
3. Cherry Brandy + Pomme de Verte + Soda Water (?)
4. Vodka + Lime + Sugar + Soda
5. Amaretto + Lime + Dry Ginger Ale
6. Galliano Vanila + White Rum + Soda Water (?)
7. Vuu Tang Shot

Lynh drank drove us home. A shout out to Lynh who, I discovered today, reads my blog. Your stalking encourages me to write!

I write for you stalkers

Tmrw Ysabella is having her 1st birthday party. I need to be a Caulfield by 1pm. but at the moment I'm so happy, beacause they played Sade - Smooth Operator at Jwow. Btw, I found a new female interest.

Bjork.