A Day With My Sister

Pick up ate from sunshine as she dropped her car off to be serviced

Masters, Ballarat Road, Braybrook The 'new' Bunnings and man you are 10 times better. There customer service workers to help you, not hide from you. Matthew, the knowledgable but young sales assistant who specialised in paint thoroughly helped us buy materials for our recently renovated bathroom. From primer, top coat to accessories such as rollers, and stirrers. He gave us tips. He even carried our shopping and offered to wheel around my trolley. Nice young man.

The 'new' Bunnings, Masters, even has a maccas inside the store. AND a sausage sizzle which is pretty much what Bunnings is known for. Channel 7 news was there, and many mature couples dressed up in suits and high heels. We arrived at 830am and by the time we left at 9am the car parking was full. Today was only the 2nd day they had opened.

Channel 7

Bunnin... ah, I mean, Masters

No. 1 on the Boomerang

Salvos, Ballarat Road, Braybrook

$2.50 Stussy black denim skirt

Hung Vuong, Footnam/Shank Town

Parking in footscray is crazy. Lucky ate was driving a little car. Otherwise the entry into Footscray station car parking wouldve been death. As i have learnt very early on, there are no rules in footscray, this includes road and parking rules.

Footscray Parking. Make your own rules

I got a, what the vietnamese waitress called 'sly beef wee rye noodol' and ate got the 'sly beef an beef bowl wee rye noodol'. I got a small and she a medium. I used up all the basil and bean sprouts. It didnt phase me that these were probably washed and reused. I was brought up with a St. Albans immune system. Come at me!

Savers, Shank Town

I go crazy.

• $25 Dark purple Dr. Martins, yellow stitching. A perfect fit!
• $17 Vintage Adidas Original parachute zip up jacket for resale
• $10 Nikey shoes for resale
• $7 Green silk sleeveless top
• $6 White button up sleeveless top
• $6 Square canvas white/red/green/blue/yellow minimalistic painting

Dangerfield, Melbourne Central

I want this ring!!! But I am seriously scrapping the bottom of the barrel for any lost silver coins. It's $14. Silver. Two finger ring. Its VAMPIRE FANGS. I love chunky ass morbid jewellery. Chains, hand cuffs, scissors, blood, FANGS.. gimme. Currently transferring money out of my savings into my spending account so I can buy this tmrw.

Tony Bianco, Melbourne Central

Second round interview. I met the manager of the Melbourne Central store, Vanessa. They want me to come for ANOTHER trial. Far out. Tmrw at 12pm. Will I know then if I have the job??

International Skin & Beauty, Laverton

Back massage.

Face cleanser.

Deep heat mask.

Oxygen therapy.

My cheeks feel puffier?

Amateur manicure and pedicure.

I warned the lady I was very ticklish. She would try not to tickle me. She didn't. It was actually pretty gentle. Maybe I couldve taken the normal pressure? The massage probably went on for 25 minutes. I could hear her wrist clicking in my ear when she twisted it a certain way. Ugh. I don't find massages relaxing. It's nice, but not as nice as I think most people think they are. My mind races as I lie there with my head in the cushion.

This feels like a porno scene. Guy massages naked girl. Girl moans. Guy asks girl if she would like a breast massage. Girl says yes. Girl moans. I contemplate the grey area where massages become more than an innocent act. I feel massages arent innocent at all. And i feel weird trying to make believe it is. I feel quite awkward.

I think about how ate's going in the next room. I think about how this is such value for money and how much of a nice person ate is. I wonder from which part of the world this lady is from. I think about last night and how i felt about it. I woke up with a bruise on my chin probably because my face was in the pillows all night. That's different. I think about going to centrelink tmrw and my tony bianco trial.. oh i must remember to contact sean about Illustrator tutorials and Kathy about my tony bianco trial. So this is what will happen in my core biopsy... Will I be scared when it happens? Today I am feeling pleasure but later it will be pain. I can hack it. Right? Hrm. When does this massage end?

I came to a conclusion, the reason why im not enjoying this as much because I know this is free.

Footscray Station, Shank Town

Ate's faithful Toyota Yaris a waits our arrival at the near empty dodgy carparking. Ate tells me she's a passionate supporter of Kiss FM Radio Station. She pays $55 to become a Kiss FM member which helps them stay live on air. She says 'If I didnt have Kiss, I'd die'. Okay lady. I tell her I know someone who DJ's on Kiss FM. His name is MJ a.k.a Michael Jordan who also DJs at strike and organises Uptown Groove at the Order of Melbourne on Friday nights. The DJ on Kiss mentions 'MJ'.

I hear a familiar voice on the radio. This familiar voice is introducing 'Smoke Weed Everyday'. Hrm. The familiar voice says '100% Phat'. MJ likes his hip hop music. I msg MJ via mobile phone.

Me: '100% Phat! Smoke weed everyday. Gimme a shout out Jenny and Janette in the next 5 mins :)'

The DJ on Kiss stops the song after its done. I turn up the radio

DJ: 'I've got all these shout outs to do tonight! I wanna say a big hello to Jen Sato. I can't wait to touch your cute little nose!! And a shout out to Janette'

I smile and clap my hands like an trained seal I'm that excited! I got us a mention on the radio! hehe I'm so happy. It was MJ on the radio and he said hi to meee :)

MJ: Did you hear? Me: Haha! Yesssssss! Thank you! We were clapping in the car, so excited! Facebook status that shit :D

MJ: You're famous now!

Me: Hehe Rank you pimp daddy! MJ: No problem nose cutie!

I turn to ate like a sikunt:

'Yeh... you meet some pretty interesting people at jwow'