I worked on a jwow promtional poster til 7am. Snoop Dogg's Gin & Juice in spoken word was probably the sole motivation for this thing. (see video below). I find humour in things totally out of context. Parody. Dave Chapelle isn't funny. Jwow is closed for 1.5weeks so no work or income til then!
Jwow Reno's
Hanging out with my Sydney-sider friends before they left for home. I've heard Sydney is very commercial, everyone wants to be seen, what you see is what you get, there are no hidden alleyways or secret locations. I wanted to show these guys hidden but very cool places. I took them to the rooftop.
Warm Winter's evening on the Rooftop
Janet took out her DSLR and took photos of this and that. I took them to Red Silks and then it was time for them to leave. The weather today was so pleasant, it was singlet weather for about 1 hour. Pretty good for winter in Melbourne. My sydney friends mentioned the crazy weather changes in melbourne. That's Melbourne for you! They brought up things that I did on Saturday...
Me: 'Vman! Vman! Have my beer bong!!' *hides behind vman*
Helen: 'Vince, you're jen's boyfriend. This is your chance to prove you're a man'
I didnt remember this until Janet mentioned it. She did little hand movements as well, something I am known to do. Sad face.
Me to vince: 'Did you do my beer bong?'
Janet/Richie/Vince: 'YES! DON'T YOU REMEMBER?'
I certainly did not. I did vomit that night because I was doing about 5 Jam Donut shots in a row and then a gin shot with a squeeze of lemon. Baileys + Gin + Lemon = Vomit. Dave was the only one who saw. I did it behind the tent. But it eventually got out.
Josh: Jen looks sad
Phuong: Jen! What's wrong?
Me: I just vomited mannnn
I went back to Helen's house to pick up my car. Then off to rendezvous. Mmmm
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Day 17 - Brush with Crime
Staring crime right in the eye and walking into the Mafia shopfront Franco Cotso. We also pretended we were interested in purchasing the ridiculously expensive and over-the-top ethnic
(?) furniture. $10,000 for a dining cupboard decorated with white tassels? If it wasn't fancy enough. By the way, I love lacquered furniture.
Visited 2 new opshops. Bought a bright green Esprit summer dress, so pretty and fits perfectly. I like buying clothes without trying them on, take them home and they fit perfectly!! :) It's a pretty 'obnoxious' colour, but not as 'obnoxious' as your queer Pac Man sweaters.
Esprit Spring Dress
I also bought a ceramic plate, 'Made in England'. It's white, octagonal shape, green edging with thin floral patterns inside the edges. I soaked it in Milton so its absolutely clean now. I can put my jewellery on it or present a cupcake for some on their birthday. I collected so much glass ware and wooden dishes from op shop.. this should be added to my list of collections.
I head over to Helen's for a Jwow Dinner Party. Helen put together my favourite viet dish, rice vermicelli with spring rolls and beef.
Rice Vermicelli with spring rolls and beef
We had left over ube cake for dessert.. still the best ube cake i've ever ever had. Me, Dave and Yao were smoking two rounds of sheesha outdoors as we basked in the warmth of the outdoor heater. It was so relaxing and not long after all I wanted to do was curl up on the wooden table and sleep. Dave made me peppermint and lemon tea which complimented the taste of the sheesha. So did the chocolate flake... Dave suggested a Maccas run as an excuse to take the Beamer for a joy ride, damn those complicated German things. Pull the door handle twice to unlock the door, place the remote not key into the ignition, hold break while press the start up button to start engine. Complicated.
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