Witchery, Crown Casino
Job interview went well. She bought me a coffee. She asked me 3 pages of questions. It was very informal. We often digressed to such topics as horoscopes and typical features of virgo's. She said virgos are very good at paying attention to detail. I told her I'm a leo and I pay attention to detail because I'm a designer. I expressed my belief that personality isn't determine by the day the person is born. We spoke about Frankie magazine, the articles in the lastest issue, why we liked Frankie over Yen magazine and her dislikes to the now matte pages as opposed to the glossy pages. I told her about my 31 Days of Difference Challenge and invited her to the free wine tasting at Jwow. I also told her it was my birthday :)
I felt like a rich bitch walking around the CBD and Crown in what I was wearing. People were looking and smiling at me. I felt I could walkin into a high class shop and straight out ask for a job. I had a slightly awkward conversation with a stranger on the tram:
Guy: Hi
Me: Hi
Guy: .... How are you?
Me: I'm good
Guy: Are you going out tonight?
Me: Umm no, I've actually got a job interview
Guy: You look very nice by the way
Me: Oh thanks! *laughs*
....
Guy: Can I ask you something?
Me: Yes?
Guy: *mumbles*
Me: Sorry?
x3
Me: I'm sorry, I can't hear you
Guy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Ohhhh.. haha yes I do. Sorry...
Witchery'ed out
This wine tasting was my breakfast. 6pm. I'm tipsy.
Four cupcakes too pretty to eat from James & Cathy
Don Woori, Melbourne
Vman picks me up to go Korean BBQ. There is a massive bouquet of flowers on the passenger seat of the car. Aww!! Cute. We sat next to Reg and Claudia... akwarrrrrddd... I tried a new drink today too. Mango flavoured sake! Such cute cups too...
Mango Sake
Jwow Wine Bar, Melbourne
Return to my loving jwow family, helen, mel, yao, joel, cheese, ray ray, mebz and ty. We're off to Golden Monkeyy!!!!
Match Bar, Melbourne
Helen convinced me to go. I told her I was scared of going to Match because if they found out it was my bday they will spike my drink (with a disgusting spirit STRAIGHT). Helen made sure it was a nice sweet shot, she even taste tested it for me to make sure. Thanks kiddo.
Golden Monkey, Melbourne
The walk from Jwow to Golden Monkey was a shakey one. Lt Lonsdale is notoriously rocky, not good for a girl in heels with weak legs and a tipsy head! I didnt fall. In fact I didn't fall for the entire night! Although I wouldn't have mind some battle scars on my knees to show people the next day. There was a live jazz band at Golden Monkey. Helen was on the verge of passing out but insisted on drinking a Sezerac. Bad idea. Apparently I almost started the bartender because I thought he ripped me off $30. But because I was tipsy and confused I wasn't sure if I gave him $50 or $20??? There was an old man trying to take control of the situation...
Old man: What's wrong?
Me: Are you the owner here??
Old man: No
Me: Then why are you acting like you're in control??
Old man: (laughs) I am the owner..
Wtf, stop tripping me out. He insisted that I took a bday shot with him. I told him
'I'm on the verge of throwing up in your lovely venue. You'll have to clean it. You don't want that. I might even throw up on you're nice suit there'
He was shocked at first. then probably realised I was just fucking around. He told me I would have to prove it to him. He gave me a shot. It looked straight. It looked like tequila.
Me: 'Remember what I told you!'
Old man: okay okay, can we get Jen another shot??
Helen: JUST DO IT JEN!!!
Ugh. I did it. Fuck tequila.
Next
Cut on my leg
Swayne, Tullamarine
Maccas, Gladstone Park
James', Melbourne
James gets a call 8:30am.
'James, are you awake? Can I please crash at your house?
I've got work in a few hours and I havent gone home or slept yet.'
3 hours sleep
Jwow, Melbourne
Work from 3pm
House of Harlow Rings from Kathy and Ate.
Too gangsta.
Oriental Spoon, Melbourne
FINALLY!! THE TIME HAS COME. Aaron took me out to dinner. So nice of him. Really good service at Oriental Spoon, the waitress was so cute. Aaron tipped $10. A new drink: CORN TEA!
Corn tea
Korean fried chicken (better than KFC) and chilled buck wheat noodles
Strange.
Home, Kealba
Total time away from home: 36 hours
It was impossible to pin point where and when the day ended and the next began. It was just a 36 hour party. I loved it. Crazy. And at least I don't look like death.
Party at Helen's house on the 13th. Family party on the 20th. Birthday celebrations will last for one month bitches.
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