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Jambi's Honda Jazz a.k.a. Club No. 1

From the Western Suburbs to Melbourne CBD

Occassion: Ace's Pre Birthday Party

Drank: Jack was drinking beer.

Crowd: Jackbee, Kambi, Jambi and Aimee (Ace)

Music: Dubstep and Year 8 RnB

Highlight: Ace saying he was going to cheat on his stuff toy dumpling girlfriend whilst covering her ears.

Base Lounge

Lt. Bourke Street, Melbourne

Occasion: Ace's Pre Birthday Party

Drank: Chivas and green tea????

Crowd: International Asian Fobs

Music: 2/5

Highlight: Ace picked up a 19 year old international fob girl. HERROW!

China Bar

Russell Street, Melbourne

Occasion: 3am After Party Meal Time

Ate: Wonton Egg Noodle Soup (only ate the toppings and soup)

Crowd: Surprisingly sober party animals

Music: Nil

Highlight: Sitting across The Black Eyed Peas and chatting to Apl.de.ap about $10 long stemmed roses and guys in skinny jeans whose sexuality is questionable

Dave's Honda Accord a.k.a. Club No. 3

From Melbourne CBD to the Western Suburbs

Occassion: Reluctantly dragging my party feet back home

Drank: Saliva?

Crowd: Dave, Dave, Dave and Sabrin

Music: Doof and RnB

Highlight: Pumping 'Teach Me How To Dougie' next to a car of guys who seemed like they wanted to race. I was embarrassed. Please don't remember my face.

Hi Dave.