It's 6am and all I can think about is hair

i wake up in the middle of the night energised but thirsty. There is no way im going back to sleep unless i get me a drink. I walk down stairs and drink a glass of water and sip some sour orange and mango juice. Now after that I cannot go back to sleep. What I Drank Yesterday/Australia Day Eve:

1. Pear Cider
2. Charlie Chaplin Cocktail
3. Ginger Nut Cocktail
4. House White Wine

and I was tispy after the cider and cocktails, thats about 1.5 beers and 4 shots of alci. Wow. not bad. cocktails must be the way to go. Plus they are so yummy! I just discovered the mosquito bite on my chest. its itchy and painful at the same time. im getting fat. im eating way too much carbs that I don't work off. My buldge of a tummy pisses me off when i see it. I see it in the shower, on the toilet, when im getting ready, when im sitting down, when im at the beach - its just always in the way. i want a tummy like this:

My Ideal Tummy

Or at least the pointy V muscles down the bottom. If i aim for this, then ill work harder so ill get to my goal faster. By the way, I watched a couple videos on how to do a Fish Tail braid. I wore my hair with a fish tail braid today. Theyre actually easier and better looking than a normal braid.

Fish Tale Braid. I dont know how to make i stick to the scalp like this I like this colour though. Would fully destroy my hair.

I've reasearched a lot about hair cuts. I'm bored with my long ass hair, i want something different, with LAYERS, something i can wake up and not have to care/fix. Like the good old days when i was in year 10 and i had a sick ass asian styled mullet. I'd wax my hair and comb upwards. Gangsta. So i searched words like:

punk hair cuts, emo hair cuts, japanese hair cuts Mullet, female mullet, long mullet, asian mullet Asymmetrical long hair Rhianna, Eve, Victoria Beckham

My hair is long so there is potential here. I have two or three main hair cuts in mind. I have to do them in order from longest to shortest style to maximise my long hair. The look im going for is choppy, spikey and 'nothing like the ordinary'. Start off with this: Asymmetrical hair cuts where the back and sides are short and long strands are left to dangle. The shorter strands can be texturised and spiked up like I just got out of bed. The last image in probably what I aspire to. Not sure if i can rock that short ass fringe. Definetly want more thickness in the long strands, maybe 50% of what I have now. I still wat to be able to braid my hair. After I'll get a bit shorter and do this: Just having one side of my hair long and the other side cut short. Imagine a diagonal zig zag line that is wrapped around my neck, that is what the cut will be. And then, this: Something really short and choppy, not long bits. I chose to include the last picture because I like how the sides are shorter - mohawk style. I like girls/guys with shaven sides, ultimate cool. e.g. Rhianna. And although I wouldn't do this myself, I think the girl below is pretty cool also. Women who shave their hair are so brave. One day ill do it. Now im so excited about my new hair cut. I wanna rush out tmrw and get it done! But, i need to think this over more so its not something I regret. Good things come to those who wait. AHhh