Bong

So the Lebanese window cleaner at my work hooked me up with a commercial sized sheesha bong. Next week he'll teach me how to carve apples. I had to bring this baby on the train. curious faces met my eyes.

Full Moon Party

Situation:

Ive recently re-friended a high school mate who was very good friends with two of my ex's. (my two ex's dont know each other). The kinda friend who jumps in a fight for you no matter how many guys out number you. This high school friend went out with one of my friends. Despite he's shady records, he's actually a really cool kid and he invited me to his BBQ drink up. I was flattered he even remembered me. He lives down the road from me. One of my ex's would be there. And so would the rest of the gym junkie/drug dealing/criminal crew. He told me to bring some friends but no one wanted to come with me. I would be going alone.  I thought I owed it to him.

Bring it.

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Result:


Hahaha! Most awkward party/shortest stay ever. It was like 'Hi. Let's do a shot. What, now? I havent eaten. Oh, okay. Shot then. Okay I'm going to go now. Bye!' I felt awkward because I did not know anyone. Bad move to go to a cockfest by myself. Literally. There were no girls. And I was too shy to look at any of the dudes or make friends with em. I had to leave to ease my pain. I may come back later. That shot has got me buzzing. I'm excited and i wanna do something more crazy. Plus its full moon. What have I got to loose?

Awkwarrrrrd

Folding my sister's boyfriends underwear should be illegal. Especially when the crotch area still retains a mold.

So Glad You Chose Me

Don't look at me like that. I feel self conscious and uncomfortable. I dont want to make eye contact but if I don't then you think I don't know you're looking. I just look at the spot next to you, heads up im looking your way.

Who is this unknown number calling me at 2am?? Hanging up or not saying anything when I answer. This is year 8 shit. I'm working 7 days a week this week. 45 hours. Daylight savings. Yay to less sleep.

Daylight savings confuses the Fuck outa me. I hate it when i have work bc I have nightmares of being one hour late. I checked the internet twice, googled 'what is the time in Melbourne?'. Google is the answer to everything. Work from 12-5pm. Shopping and dumplings w bago kabayan ko then sheesha date at Dave at mine for my weekly hit

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Pang. Pang. Pang. That's the sound of a human organ being stabbed with a knife of rejection. 

Tunes of the moment; Cypress Hill. Picking up where I left off. Back to reality.