Money Pocket

I had a dream that I was the mother of dragons. In one of my hand I had pokey and in the other the black dragon from G.O.T. I could only carry one of them at a time because pokey I needed two hands and because she was bigger, she would scratch the black dragon. I chose to carry the dragon first but when I arrived at the destination I had pokey in my arms. I was so worried because I didnt know where my valuable black dragon was, did someone take it from me? Damn warlocks and their powers of illusion. when I found it in a plastic bag it was sweaty, bleeding and dying. i breast fed it back to full strength. it made a miraculous recovery. it was stronger in my presence.

It was relive Taiwan night. We met at China Red at 8pm which by then i was tipsy. We had dumplings, noodles and chinese veggies. We went to Little Red Pocket where I'd find Bard, Hwi and Kwang for Kwang's birthday. The music they played reminded me of high school. So good. I liked the place, nice venue and location and the crowd was spot on. people my age in suits, classy, trendy and no try hard.. no drunkards either. Vuongie wants to pick up. I think a girls' presence makes the other girls feel comfortable when a dude is tryna pick em up. Thats what ray ray told me. Thats how she gets Ty girls. Vuongie picks a girl and me and helen try to get it for him. The girl he chooses is some bad ass blonde asian with lower back tattoos. Helen says shes outta vuongies lead so we tell vuongie she's taken.

Vuongie: What? How? Did you ask her??


Being Vuongie's wing women is a lot harder in Australia than it is over seas. Joe was teaching Vuongie how to pick up and I was following. Joe goes up to a bunch of girls and introduces himself, expecting Vuongie to learn via example.


Me: What are you doing vuongie?? Go and talk to that girl
Vuongie: What do I say??
Me: Just tell her your name. Ask for her name.
*Vuongie goes but comes back shortly. Girls still standing there*
Me: What are you doing?? Go back and maintain conversation!
*Vuongie goes back but as he does, the girls walk away*


haha! Vuongie changes the girl he wants to another. And then to another and then to another. Joe told vuongie he cant be picky.


Vuongie: THERE SHE IS!

in ear shot of the girl, she turns to face him and vuongie is pointing at her. She looks him up and down like an african american girl with attitude. Joe and I run away. hahah Joe tells vuongie not to say those things out loud. Joe told Vuongie 'The number one rule is to NEVER buy a girl a drink'. Vuongie said he understood. he was doing pretty well holding down a conversation with a girl until he disappeared to the bar. Oh no! was he buying her a drink?? Its too late!! He buys her one and she runs away. hahah

One of the girls vuongie wanted was dirty dancing with a dude. When helen asked him if he was her bf  he replied they were cousins. I spoke to him and ask him. I spoke to him in tagalog first but he didnt understand. I knew he was filo but he said he didnt understand tagalog. I poked him in the chest and told him he was at a loss. I asked him why he was dirty dancing with her if they are cousins, thats incest. He said she was actually he's ex.

Me: You went out with your cousin??
Guy: Well shes not my real cousin. I call her that because we're close family friends. We're still friends now. the guy she's dancing with right now is her boyfriend.

I dont know if he was telling the truth. I accidentally said something in tagalog again and he reminded me that he didnt understand. I poked him pretty hard with my nail and told him he was at a loss for the second time.

Guy: You just poked with your nail
Me: Did that hurt?
Guy: No

I scratched him a little bit harder. He smiled. He asked me for my number. I said no. He said, honestly, you dont want to give me your number? Honestly I didnt, I just wanted to know whats up with him and that girl. He asked me again and why i didnt wanna continue this conversation? I remembered back to korea, I said you appreciate things more when they are left unfinished. I told him I had to leave with my friend over there and I left him at the bar. I dont remember his name. Or even what he looked like.

I was mixing like crazy last night. Cider, white wine, tequila shot, vodka, scotch and coke. I didnt vomit or feel drunk. I was def tipsy and it felt good. I think I have a good tolerance to alcohol. Job well done liver.


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