Monday, December 5, 2011

Less Is More

If you
  • Wear your sunnies indoors
  • Listen to music on full blast with car windows down and look to see if anyone is looking
  • Rev your car at a stop light
  • Think you can get a girls attention by talking louder/swearing to your mates as she walks by
  • Have meaningless Asian or tribal patterns tattooed on your arms
  • Insist on walking around with your chin up
  • Stare down other kunts because you think you're better than them
  • Drive like a sickunt because you've just seen Fast & The Furious and you think your real like is just like the movies
  • Think that by overdosing on perfume makes you more attractive
  • Instantly become cocky when your rolling with your wolf pack
You are a wanker

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