Wake up at Helens house.
Work 11-4pm
Sometimes when I can be fucked walking, I go to jwow for my breaks. Sometimes I come back to work under the influence... of non-alcohol mixed drinks.
This is what my breaks look like,
Mocktails and Cupcakes.
Jwow drinking with Helen, Dave and Simon 4-6pm
Nyala African Restaurant with Rasheeda, Dave, Ty, Mebz and Helen
Kiss FM Radio Station at the Glasshouse with MJ and Helen walking on the corrugated rooftop in the night, its raining, we're tipsy. 2 minutes before we go on air.
I wanna give a shout out to Asian Dave and my Blasian sister Rasheeda at Nyala Restaurant, my real sister Janette and our favourite cousin Dave I hope you're listening.
MJ says I'm a natural. Helen and I were mostly giggling and looking at each other with faces about to burst with bigger giggles. Helen cheekily got in a plug for Jwow.
Kiss Fm @ The Glasshouse
Back to Nyala where Dave and Rasheeda were waiting for us to find out THEY WERENT EVEN LISTENING. shout outs for nothing! We were joined later with Simon, the Mormon.
"What's in your bag? Bibles????"
Memories of Antoine Dobson where rekindled. We drank til we got kicked out at 12am. I lost track of time at 8pm. What happened within 4 hours? I drank quite a bit and it felt good. Cab back to mine.
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Friday
Work 4-930pm
Jwow Work 930-330am
Wake up in my own bed. Thank god I start work at 4pm and didnt wake with a hang over, unlike helen who woke up in the middle of the night just to throw up but still had the energy to whatsapp me about it. I take the bus, which is always fucking late when I take it to st. Albans, then a train into the city. I listen to a guy chroming behind me on the train. Crazy person. Anti social behaviour is difficult to control. What gives people the incentive to do the right thing? I have horrible visions of him chopping off my beautiful long hair with a pair of scissors. Reposition pony tail to my front.
Jwow is getting busier and busier every friday. It's good. Finally. Slow is boring. Cheese was entertaining some sleazy old vietnamese men. They disgust me.
Man: I'm going to go home and make love to my girlfriend
WHY would you tell us that?? Sickunt. You're not gonna get a positive reaction out of me.
Cheese: I'd love to go to Vietnam!
Man: Gimme you're number, I'll take you there.
Oh take me now. Joey was grossing me out too, the first time when I was one of his victims. He told me vince was very lucky, among other gross things for an old man to say to a young woman.. especially the old man I considered as a father figure. Vince wasn't very happy.
We got a total of $150 in tips which we divided between 3 of us workers plus one more share for the 2 ethiopian kids Jwow sponsors via World Vison. Not many customers know we do that.
The whole day I had only eaten one sandwich. Marc made me a quesadilla. It was all I ate. I am so unhealthy. I was so out of it at Jwow even towards the end of my shift at Tony. I just wanted to go home and sleep forever. and never wake up, especially that I knew I had work the next day. And this weather is so shit. The night went on forever, and Marc, Cheese and I were grunting in pain and torture.
I got HJ chips before heading to James. Pass out on James' couch in a sleeping bag.
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Saturday
Wake up at James'. He cooks me breakfast. Marc washes my dishes. I feel like I had two wives.
Work 1-630pm
I was almost late for work because it took me 15 minutes to walk from James house to Melbourne Central S/C in 10cm flatform shoes in shit rainy weather. The walk shouldve only taken 5 minutes but I was choosing my steps carefully. Old ladies overtook me.
Work... My body is so tired.
Dinner at Dumplings Plus with James where I dare him to tell the waitress how cute she is. He does. Haha! I felt so awkward, she did too. I love awkward situations.
Petrol is cheap today. 137cents per litre. I dont like it when my petrol tank is just over half full. I want it to be always full. I want it the indicator to touch the 'F' where possible. I need vman to come with me to the petrol station because I panic when the petrol pumps dont work on me. He also needs to accompany me to the petrol station because I get hassled by sickunts from Taylors Lakes.
I go to Phuongs house to 'experience' her exhibition that she is trialling in her living room. Theme: Ambiguity. Inspiration: Cloud formations and the different interpretations that vary between individuals. Vman learnt what the word ambiguity means.
"Ambiguous means clouds."
Roast chicken in a frame
Cordial in minature bottles
Eating dirt from a pot
Phuong's Trial Exhibition
I came home to find my rabbit missing from my cage. If she had jumped from the table and onto the garage floor, she couldve eaten the rat poison pellets we have dotted around and died. I freaked out, out loud
"Where the fuck have you gone????"
My rabbit is growing bigger and smarter and more cheekier too! I didnt close the top of the cage properly, thinking there is no way she could escape from the top of the cage. But thats exactly how she escaped. The cage shut and there was zero chance of her getting back in., unless she had fingers to lift up the cage. She was kicking back outside the cage, on the table. I hope she found the rabbit feed but she wouldnt have access to water. I hadnt seen my rabbit in 36hours! When I put her back in the cage she went straight for an apple slice, and drank a shit load of water. Aw. My stupid rabbit.
I train my rabbit to come to me. I think she likes being trained because she has nothing else exciting to do in her life. I call her name and wave the piece of fruit in my hands, she gallops towards me and nibbles. I pat her and tell her what a good wabbit she is.
Ka cute na cute ang rabbit ko!
I get up and move to a further distance where she would follow me. Although she doesnt come to me because I call her, she comes to me because she knows I have food in my hands. And when shes full she doesnt wanna play anymore! }=[
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Sunday
Work 12-6
