Randoms make this world go 'round

I met at random guy on the train today. Well, more like he met me, I'm not so welcoming of random strangers on public transport trying to be my friend. I have a habit (a habit that may one day come in handy) of remembering as many details as I can about that person so if I were to report them to the police, I could give the portrait sketchers an exact analysis! Imagine if I were in an interview room, giving all these details of the offender to the sketcher, and the portrait would turn out nothing like him/her! If there is one thing i hate about this world, is justice not being done.

For some subconscious reason, I analyse potential male offenders rather than females. It doesn't take me long to label someone as a potential offender, and this guy today just spoke to me.

Police report: Slim build, thighs even smaller than mine. Approx. size 7/8 shoe. Black ear length hair, bushy black eyebrows, black eyes. Love heart shaped face. Faded mole on his left upper lip. Small/faint moustache. Drinking coffee. One who may lack understanding of personal space, as he's face was almost in my knees when he bent over to tie his shoe laces & the person next to him gave him a greasy for overlappping on a seat that wasn't his. Brown (unbranded soccer?) shoes. Shorter than me. Feminine/gentle voice and gestures. Smelt of pork rolls. Got off at Nrth Melbourne Station.

You look familiar.. have I seen you somewhere?

Ahh.. no?

Do you live in Sunshine.. Or St. Albans?

(Shake head)

Do you live around here?

Yes

Where do you live?

Sydenham

But you haven't lived there all your life, have you?

No

Where did you live before?

Kealba

Ohhh see! I thought I've seen you around. Kealba, that's near St. Albans right??

Well.. yes. Kinda.

Yeah, see I knew it. See my cousin goes to Kealba College. Did you go to Kealba College?

No

Where did you go?

CRC

Ohh.. Caroline Chisholm..

No.. I said CRC

Oh what's that??

Catholic Regional College

Where is that??

St. Albans

That's pretty much how the conversation went. It was like an interview, the interviewer did most of the talking. He spoke about himself, his background. How people thought he was 'japanese, korean, chinese..' but he was really 50% Laos and 50% Thai. He said people wouldn't guess it because he had light skin and Laos/Thai people has dark skin. He continued:

Yeah.. because I've seen you around. You were with your boyfriend..

(Slow nods) What's his name?

Ahh.. I don't know what he's name was. This was last year. He was a friend of a friend of mine. He was tall..

No.. (thinking i wasn't going out with anyone that could be described as tall)

He had short hair...

A lot of guys have short hair.

True.. But I know him, I've seen him around..

Okay..